Cool Guy 2 letra

-{The Sounds of waves crashing}-

SEAN: This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.

GIRL #2: Yeah, the waves are so calming.

SEAN: So, is your body. looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.

GIRL #2: Thanks sean, that's so sweet.

-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player}-

SEAN: Let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours.

GIRL #2: Uh-oh.

SEAN: Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.

GIRL #2: Oh sean, you're so cute.

SEAN: Why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?

GIRL #2: Oh my god.

SEAN: Yeah.

GIRL #2: And how about you take off clothes, sean.

SEAN: Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too?

GIRL #2: My god, you look good, sean.

SEAN: Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know.

GIRL #2: Ooh.

-{she starts to unbuckle his pants}-

SEAN: Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'.

GIRL #2: What's that?

SEAN: Let's get it swingin'.

GIRL #2: No, the other thing you said?

SEAN: ...The wet-weiner?

GIRL #2: -{gasps}- You know what?

SEAN: Yeah?

GIRL #2: I'm going to go throw up, now. See you.

SEAN: Hmm, leave me all horny here. How-- how you going to get home there, baby?

GIRL #2: I'll walk. -{She begins to walk away}-

SEAN: Mm-hm. I'm-a call you.

GIRL #2: Don't. -{She's gone}-

SEAN: A'ight, A'ight. I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby. -{to self}- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.
Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a bitch?

THE END

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• 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden
• 7 Foot Man
• A Christmas Song
• Assistant Principal's Big Day
• Assistant Principal's Big Day
• At A Medium Pace
• At The Mall
• At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)
• Baby Got Jack
• Back 2 School
• Bad Boyfriend
• Best Friend
• Billy Madison's Victory Song
• Buddy
• Buddy[moving Train]
• Bum Biddy
• Calling Home
• Camp Granada
• Chanukah Song (III)
• Chris Farley Tribute
• Cock N Balls
• Cool Guy 1
• Cool Guy 2
• Cool Guy 3
• Cool Guy 4
• Cool Guy 5
• Cordurory Blues
• Corduroy Blues
• Crazy Love
• Creapin´ On The Mayor
• Dancin' And Pantsin
• Dancing In The Dark
• Davey's Song
• Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
• Dip Doodle
• Do It For Your Mama
• Dream On
• Eggs And Candy (Snl)
• Fatty McGee
• Fleiznavidad
• Food Innuendo Guy
• Forgetful Lucy
• Four Years Old
• Funny Happy Birthday Song
• Gay Robot
• Girl
• Grow Old With You
• Hanukkah
• Hanukkah Song Part One
• I Feel Pretty
• I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)
• I Like Small Butts
• I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
• I Wanna Grow Old With You
• I Will Go Back To School
• I'm So Wasted
• Im Not
• Instead of one day of presents
• Intervention Song
• Joining The Cult
• Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
• Knocking Heaven's Door
• Leabing Song Part II
• Let It Out, Davey
• Linda Song
• Listenin' To The Radio
• Long Ago
• Love Stinks
• Lunchlady Land
• Masturbata
• Medium Pace
• Memory Lane
• Mother's Day Song
• Moyda
• Mr. Bake-O
• Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
• My Little Chicken
• Ode To My Car
• Oh Mom...
• Operaman
• Patch Song
• Pibb Goes Surfing
• Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
• Pickin' Daisies
• Piece Of Shit Car
• Real Love
• Red Hooded Sweatshirt
• Respect
• Right Field
• Santa Song
• Secret
• Sex Or Weight Lifting
• She Comes Home To Me
• Sid & Alex
• Sloppy Joe
• Somebody Kill Me
• Stan The Man
• Station 69
• Steve Polychronopolous
• Stoned on Sesame Street
• Sun Tan Lotion Song
• Sweat Beatrice
• Technical Foul
• Teenage Love On The Phone
• Thanksgiving Song
• The Adventures Of The Cow
• The Amazing Willy Wanker
• The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
• The Beating Of A High School Janitor
• The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
• The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
• The Beer Song
• The Boss And The Secretary
• The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
• The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
• The Chanuka Song
• The Chanukah Song
• The Chanukah Song (II)
• The Chanukah Song, Part II
• The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]
• The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
• The Cheerleader
• The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
• The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
• The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
• The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
• The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl
• The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
• The Goat Song
• The Grandma Song
• The Hannukah Oing
• The Hypnotist
• The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon
• The Lonesome Kicker
• The Longest Pee
• The Mayor Of Pussytown
• The Mule Session
• The Peeper
• The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
• The Respect Chant
• The Taliban Can
• The Thanksgiving Song
• They're All Gunna Laugh At You
• Toll Booth Willie
• Uses Of The Word Fuck
• Voodoo
• Ways To Get Bin Laden
• Welcome My Son
• What Do You Love
• What The Hell Happened To Me?
• Whore! Where Are You?!
• Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
• You Spin Me Right Round
• Zittly Van Zittles