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The Mayor Of Pussytown letra
Yo it´s 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya´ll real pussies
ya´ll ain´t seen shit yet
eh yo man let em know
Oh yeah, guess who´s back
it´s the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsack
don´t care about cheddar or the paper chase
i´m a fuckin grown man with zits on my face
a straight up chicken shit
a pansy ass punk
If i´m if i´m guarding your ass it´s an automatic slam dunk
while thugs are at the party bustin all ya´lls asses
I´m hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck´s my glasses
Can´t afford no rims my
my fuckin dick´s so small no bitch can suck it
I don´t pop 9´s i got weak rhymes
back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times
I roll solo i ain´t got no clue
i said please don´t hit me more than a cow says moo
afraid of heights i´m a-scared in the dark
i walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the park
denied by the bloods, turned down by the crypts
my fuckin auntie kicked my ass and she got 2 plastic hips
when i step to the club feel free to stare me down
because I just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown
May-or-of-pus-sy-town
When bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tv
slumped out on the couch so no one can see
unless I hear somebody knockin on my door
then you´ll see me crawlin cross the mother fuckin floor
i´ve been a fuckin coward every day of my life,
that´s why I pretend I don´t know everyone´s banging my wife
i won´t sit on the porch, i don´t want no trouble
i´m more afraid of goin out than the fuckin boy in a bubble
when the shit goes down i make a break so fast
look like a mother fuckin rocket goin past
searchin for the sneakiest place to hide
straight into the ladies room, ain´t got no pride
slippin slidin, runnin hidin
you know damn well it´s a scooter i´m ridin
oh no here we go, out come the glocks
i take off so fast i pop out my socks
you gonna fuck with me, i´ll cry then run
i called the cops when i got shot with a fuckin squirt gun
He clams up he shuts down
His pants he almost shits
He´ll even look the other way if you grab his grandma´s tits
well I had a little poodle but neighbor´s stoled her
i´d shoot her with an ak but the kick hurts my shoulder
i can´t pop no gun and i can´t fist fight
hell i´m afraid to take out the fuckin garbage at night
I use the steps in the pool cause i´m terrified to dive
don´t fuck with my floaties they´s whats keepin me alive, bitch
never drank remy never delt crack
one time I smoked weed i had a panic attack
if you´re looking for my dick in the mens locker room
just bring your binoculars with a fuckin super zoom
naw i´m just playin i don´t fuckin change in there
the one time I did got my bush sprayed off with nair
but did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt
i did what i do best, i broke the fuck out
i ain´t lookin at you i ain´t tryin to front
it´s aight with me you called my jimmy a cunt
freakin sneakin crawlin creepin
when the gangs are bangin i´m in the basement sleepin
i´m straight from the streets seen trouble in every side
when the shit hits the fan i throw on a fuckin disguise
fake nose fake wig fake beard
it all worked pretty good
sometimes I just use a map and a funny accent
and pretend I got lost in the hood mother fucker
now all you coward mother fuckers out there
walkin round with your head hangin low
just cause you ate one dick
just know
my man the mayor, had to suck off his whole high school
case closed
May-or-of-pus-sy-town
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- Calling Home
- Camp Granada
- Chanukah Song (III)
- Chris Farley Tribute
- Cock N Balls
- Cool Guy 1
- Cool Guy 2
- Cool Guy 3
- Cool Guy 4
- Cool Guy 5
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- Crazy Love
- Creapin´ On The Mayor
- Dancin' And Pantsin
- Dancing In The Dark
- Davey's Song
- Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
- Dip Doodle
- Do It For Your Mama
- Dream On
- Eggs And Candy (Snl)
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- Leabing Song Part II
- Let It Out, Davey
- Linda Song
- Listenin' To The Radio
- Long Ago
- Love Stinks
- Lunchlady Land
- Masturbata
- Medium Pace
- Memory Lane
- Mother's Day Song
- Moyda
- Mr. Bake-O
- Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
- My Little Chicken
- Ode To My Car
- Oh Mom...
- Operaman
- Patch Song
- Pibb Goes Surfing
- Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
- Pickin' Daisies
- Piece Of Shit Car
- Real Love
- Red Hooded Sweatshirt
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- Right Field
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- Secret
- Sex Or Weight Lifting
- She Comes Home To Me
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- Sloppy Joe
- Somebody Kill Me
- Stan The Man
- Station 69
- Steve Polychronopolous
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- Sun Tan Lotion Song
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- Technical Foul
- Teenage Love On The Phone
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- The Adventures Of The Cow
- The Amazing Willy Wanker
- The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
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- The Chanuka Song
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