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"This is a song..."
"This is uhh, This is a new song..."
"It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..."
"The Lunchlady"
[Laughing]
Woke up in the morning
Put on my new plastic glove
Served some reheated salisbury steak
With a little slice of love
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunchlady Land
Well I wear this net on my head
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
I know you want seconds on the corndogs
But there's no reason to shout
Everybody gets enough food
Down here in Lunchlady Land
Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reeks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
Clouds made of carrots and peas
Mountains built of shepherds pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
But don't forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease
No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans
Meatloaf sandwich
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Well I dreamt one morning
That I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza
Was a-looking at me
It screamed, why do you burn me
And serve me up cold
I said I got the spatula
Just do what you're told
Then the liver & onions
Started joining the fight
And the chocolate pudding
Pushed me with all its might
And the chop suey slapped me
And it kicked me in the head
It's called revenge Lunchlady
Said the garlic bread
I said what did I do
To make you all so mad
They said you got flabby arms
And your breath is bad
Then the green beans said
You better run and hide
But then my friend sloppy joe came
And joined my side
He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady
The kids wouldn't eatcha
You should be shakin' her hand
And sayin' please to meet ya
She gives you a purpose
And she gives you a goal
You should be kissin' her feet
And kissin' her mole
Now all the angry foods
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home
Thanks to
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
[Spoken]
Well me & sloppy joe got married
We got six kids and we're doing' just fine
Down in Lunchlady Land
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- 7 Foot Man
- A Christmas Song
- Assistant Principal's Big Day
- Assistant Principal's Big Day
- At A Medium Pace
- At The Mall
- At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)
- Baby Got Jack
- Back 2 School
- Bad Boyfriend
- Best Friend
- Billy Madison's Victory Song
- Buddy
- Buddy[moving Train]
- Bum Biddy
- Calling Home
- Camp Granada
- Chanukah Song (III)
- Chris Farley Tribute
- Cock N Balls
- Cool Guy 1
- Cool Guy 2
- Cool Guy 3
- Cool Guy 4
- Cool Guy 5
- Cordurory Blues
- Corduroy Blues
- Crazy Love
- Creapin´ On The Mayor
- Dancin' And Pantsin
- Dancing In The Dark
- Davey's Song
- Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
- Dip Doodle
- Do It For Your Mama
- Dream On
- Eggs And Candy (Snl)
- Fatty McGee
- Fleiznavidad
- Food Innuendo Guy
- Forgetful Lucy
- Four Years Old
- Funny Happy Birthday Song
- Gay Robot
- Girl
- Grow Old With You
- Hanukkah
- Hanukkah Song Part One
- I Feel Pretty
- I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)
- I Like Small Butts
- I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
- I Wanna Grow Old With You
- I Will Go Back To School
- I'm So Wasted
- Im Not
- Instead of one day of presents
- Intervention Song
- Joining The Cult
- Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
- Knocking Heaven's Door
- Leabing Song Part II
- Let It Out, Davey
- Linda Song
- Listenin' To The Radio
- Long Ago
- Love Stinks
- Lunchlady Land
- Masturbata
- Medium Pace
- Memory Lane
- Mother's Day Song
- Moyda
- Mr. Bake-O
- Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
- My Little Chicken
- Ode To My Car
- Oh Mom...
- Operaman
- Patch Song
- Pibb Goes Surfing
- Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
- Pickin' Daisies
- Piece Of Shit Car
- Real Love
- Red Hooded Sweatshirt
- Respect
- Right Field
- Santa Song
- Secret
- Sex Or Weight Lifting
- She Comes Home To Me
- Sid & Alex
- Sloppy Joe
- Somebody Kill Me
- Stan The Man
- Station 69
- Steve Polychronopolous
- Stoned on Sesame Street
- Sun Tan Lotion Song
- Sweat Beatrice
- Technical Foul
- Teenage Love On The Phone
- Thanksgiving Song
- The Adventures Of The Cow
- The Amazing Willy Wanker
- The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
- The Beating Of A High School Janitor
- The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
- The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
- The Beer Song
- The Boss And The Secretary
- The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
- The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
- The Chanuka Song
- The Chanukah Song
- The Chanukah Song (II)
- The Chanukah Song, Part II
- The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]
- The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
- The Cheerleader
- The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
- The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
- The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
- The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
- The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl
- The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
- The Goat Song
- The Grandma Song
- The Hannukah Oing
- The Hypnotist
- The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon
- The Lonesome Kicker
- The Longest Pee
- The Mayor Of Pussytown
- The Mule Session
- The Peeper
- The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
- The Respect Chant
- The Taliban Can
- The Thanksgiving Song
- They're All Gunna Laugh At You
- Toll Booth Willie
- Uses Of The Word Fuck
- Voodoo
- Ways To Get Bin Laden
- Welcome My Son
- What Do You Love
- What The Hell Happened To Me?
- Whore! Where Are You?!
- Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
- You Spin Me Right Round
- Zittly Van Zittles
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