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The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions letra
"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college."
[Dean:] "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I understand
you are interested in matriculating here in the fall."
[Buffoon:] "I got a snake, man!"
[Dean:] "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus.
Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile."
[Buffoon:] "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that!
It was all fucked up!"
[Dean:] "I'm sure it was.
Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students
and pets here on campus."
[Buffoon:] "Fuckin' Shit!"
[Dean:] "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy.
So tell me a little bit more about your background."
[Buffoon:] "My father's a fucking asshole, man!"
[Dean:] "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son."
[Buffoon:] "My mother's a piece of shit too!"
[Dean:] "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility
over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed
and ready to learn."
[Buffoon:] "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man!
She had her head way up her ass!"
[Dean:] "Well the quality of the faculty at a University
such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school."
[Buffoon:] "Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"
[Dean:] "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success."
[Buffoon:] "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
[Dean:] "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug,
never a pleasurable experience.
So have you given any thought to your choice of major?"
[Buffoon:] "I've got a big fucking boner right now."
[Dean:] "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods
of nervous tension. I do not take offense."
[Buffoon:] "One time I ate my neighbors shit!"
[Dean:] "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you.
We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month."
[Buffoon:] "I bet you got really hairy balls."
[Dean:] "Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."
Adam Sandler - Letras
- 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden
- 7 Foot Man
- A Christmas Song
- Assistant Principal's Big Day
- Assistant Principal's Big Day
- At A Medium Pace
- At The Mall
- At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)
- Baby Got Jack
- Back 2 School
- Bad Boyfriend
- Best Friend
- Billy Madison's Victory Song
- Buddy
- Buddy[moving Train]
- Bum Biddy
- Calling Home
- Camp Granada
- Chanukah Song (III)
- Chris Farley Tribute
- Cock N Balls
- Cool Guy 1
- Cool Guy 2
- Cool Guy 3
- Cool Guy 4
- Cool Guy 5
- Cordurory Blues
- Corduroy Blues
- Crazy Love
- Creapin´ On The Mayor
- Dancin' And Pantsin
- Dancing In The Dark
- Davey's Song
- Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
- Dip Doodle
- Do It For Your Mama
- Dream On
- Eggs And Candy (Snl)
- Fatty McGee
- Fleiznavidad
- Food Innuendo Guy
- Forgetful Lucy
- Four Years Old
- Funny Happy Birthday Song
- Gay Robot
- Girl
- Grow Old With You
- Hanukkah
- Hanukkah Song Part One
- I Feel Pretty
- I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)
- I Like Small Butts
- I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
- I Wanna Grow Old With You
- I Will Go Back To School
- I'm So Wasted
- Im Not
- Instead of one day of presents
- Intervention Song
- Joining The Cult
- Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
- Knocking Heaven's Door
- Leabing Song Part II
- Let It Out, Davey
- Linda Song
- Listenin' To The Radio
- Long Ago
- Love Stinks
- Lunchlady Land
- Masturbata
- Medium Pace
- Memory Lane
- Mother's Day Song
- Moyda
- Mr. Bake-O
- Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
- My Little Chicken
- Ode To My Car
- Oh Mom...
- Operaman
- Patch Song
- Pibb Goes Surfing
- Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
- Pickin' Daisies
- Piece Of Shit Car
- Real Love
- Red Hooded Sweatshirt
- Respect
- Right Field
- Santa Song
- Secret
- Sex Or Weight Lifting
- She Comes Home To Me
- Sid & Alex
- Sloppy Joe
- Somebody Kill Me
- Stan The Man
- Station 69
- Steve Polychronopolous
- Stoned on Sesame Street
- Sun Tan Lotion Song
- Sweat Beatrice
- Technical Foul
- Teenage Love On The Phone
- Thanksgiving Song
- The Adventures Of The Cow
- The Amazing Willy Wanker
- The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
- The Beating Of A High School Janitor
- The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
- The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
- The Beer Song
- The Boss And The Secretary
- The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
- The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
- The Chanuka Song
- The Chanukah Song
- The Chanukah Song (II)
- The Chanukah Song, Part II
- The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]
- The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
- The Cheerleader
- The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
- The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
- The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
- The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
- The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl
- The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
- The Goat Song
- The Grandma Song
- The Hannukah Oing
- The Hypnotist
- The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon
- The Lonesome Kicker
- The Longest Pee
- The Mayor Of Pussytown
- The Mule Session
- The Peeper
- The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
- The Respect Chant
- The Taliban Can
- The Thanksgiving Song
- They're All Gunna Laugh At You
- Toll Booth Willie
- Uses Of The Word Fuck
- Voodoo
- Ways To Get Bin Laden
- Welcome My Son
- What Do You Love
- What The Hell Happened To Me?
- Whore! Where Are You?!
- Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
- You Spin Me Right Round
- Zittly Van Zittles
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