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The Lonesome Kicker letra
Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker
Extra points, field goals at your service
One might think it comes with glory
You might think different after you listen to my story
My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask
What it possibly could protect, I do not know
The other guys on the team
Like to make fun of my little shoulder pads
And also like to hide the special shoe
I need to kick in the snow
People think it's so easy
To kick a field goal from the 30 yard line
They forget to add seven yards for the snap
And 10 more 'cause the goal posts are pushed way back
In 1974, the uprights were right on the goal line
But some of the players were running into them
And getting hurt
So screw the kicker
Who cares about the kicker?
But I kick that ball
And I pray it goes straight
If it does
The coach says "Good job, number 8"
He doesn't even know my name is
Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr.
But that's the life I live
The Lonesome Kicker
Kickoffs can be so very scary
Especially, if the returner breaks on through
And I'm the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him
I don't want to get hurt
So I pretend to tie my shoe
Once again, I'm ignored by my teammates and all my coaches
"Go back where you came from!"
Scream 70,000 fans
Well, I know I could win their love back
By catching a winning touch-down
But, unfortunately, I was born with these very small hands
And I hope that the cameras don't come in too close
'Cause they might see the tears in my eyes
As I sit on this bench made of cold-hearted wood
And the splinters go deep in my thighs
And the towel boy snickers as he walks by
The Lonesome Kicker
Another blocked kick
And everybody blames me
But it was the Left Guard
Who didn't pick up his man
Oh, why can't they see...
In my home country
I could have been a minor league soccer player
But I came to America
Seeking fortune and seeking fame
I didn't realize that if I shanked one
And blew the point spread
Some drunk guys would push me into their hibachi
After the game
So I go home at night
'Cause I never get invited
To go drinking with the other guys
And I sit in my chair, and I soak my foot
As I eat a plate of cold french fries
And my wife's out with her quote-unquote friend
And my son can't look me in the eyes
But that's the life I live
The Lonesome Kicker
Kicking for you
They took my snow shoe
They're going for two
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- 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden
- 7 Foot Man
- A Christmas Song
- Assistant Principal's Big Day
- Assistant Principal's Big Day
- At A Medium Pace
- At The Mall
- At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)
- Baby Got Jack
- Back 2 School
- Bad Boyfriend
- Best Friend
- Billy Madison's Victory Song
- Buddy
- Buddy[moving Train]
- Bum Biddy
- Calling Home
- Camp Granada
- Chanukah Song (III)
- Chris Farley Tribute
- Cock N Balls
- Cool Guy 1
- Cool Guy 2
- Cool Guy 3
- Cool Guy 4
- Cool Guy 5
- Cordurory Blues
- Corduroy Blues
- Crazy Love
- Creapin´ On The Mayor
- Dancin' And Pantsin
- Dancing In The Dark
- Davey's Song
- Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
- Dip Doodle
- Do It For Your Mama
- Dream On
- Eggs And Candy (Snl)
- Fatty McGee
- Fleiznavidad
- Food Innuendo Guy
- Forgetful Lucy
- Four Years Old
- Funny Happy Birthday Song
- Gay Robot
- Girl
- Grow Old With You
- Hanukkah
- Hanukkah Song Part One
- I Feel Pretty
- I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)
- I Like Small Butts
- I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
- I Wanna Grow Old With You
- I Will Go Back To School
- I'm So Wasted
- Im Not
- Instead of one day of presents
- Intervention Song
- Joining The Cult
- Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
- Knocking Heaven's Door
- Leabing Song Part II
- Let It Out, Davey
- Linda Song
- Listenin' To The Radio
- Long Ago
- Love Stinks
- Lunchlady Land
- Masturbata
- Medium Pace
- Memory Lane
- Mother's Day Song
- Moyda
- Mr. Bake-O
- Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
- My Little Chicken
- Ode To My Car
- Oh Mom...
- Operaman
- Patch Song
- Pibb Goes Surfing
- Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
- Pickin' Daisies
- Piece Of Shit Car
- Real Love
- Red Hooded Sweatshirt
- Respect
- Right Field
- Santa Song
- Secret
- Sex Or Weight Lifting
- She Comes Home To Me
- Sid & Alex
- Sloppy Joe
- Somebody Kill Me
- Stan The Man
- Station 69
- Steve Polychronopolous
- Stoned on Sesame Street
- Sun Tan Lotion Song
- Sweat Beatrice
- Technical Foul
- Teenage Love On The Phone
- Thanksgiving Song
- The Adventures Of The Cow
- The Amazing Willy Wanker
- The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
- The Beating Of A High School Janitor
- The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
- The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
- The Beer Song
- The Boss And The Secretary
- The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
- The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
- The Chanuka Song
- The Chanukah Song
- The Chanukah Song (II)
- The Chanukah Song, Part II
- The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]
- The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
- The Cheerleader
- The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
- The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
- The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
- The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
- The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl
- The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
- The Goat Song
- The Grandma Song
- The Hannukah Oing
- The Hypnotist
- The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon
- The Lonesome Kicker
- The Longest Pee
- The Mayor Of Pussytown
- The Mule Session
- The Peeper
- The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
- The Respect Chant
- The Taliban Can
- The Thanksgiving Song
- They're All Gunna Laugh At You
- Toll Booth Willie
- Uses Of The Word Fuck
- Voodoo
- Ways To Get Bin Laden
- Welcome My Son
- What Do You Love
- What The Hell Happened To Me?
- Whore! Where Are You?!
- Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
- You Spin Me Right Round
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